It’s in my genes!

I read this article on an article that is on an article on Jezebel today.

I hope that this means I can put away my exercise DVDs and just swear of white bread, which I don’t eat anyway. Wait. I stopped eating bad carbs (maybe not sugar. I need chocolate to live) and I have yet to lose weight. That means my body is programmed to have a booty the size on beyonce’s on a frame the size on a midget? Hm.

I have to go give away my skinny pants now.